sponging

Wanting to have sex with someone's brain (sponge matter) when they display incredible and epic intellect.

Dude, Rachel Maddow's joke last night made me want to pop her brain out of her head and sponge it.

That professor's superior use of French and German makes me wanna sponge him all over the classroom.

Sponging is how nerds get constant action.

by Gary and Loraine August 17, 2009

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its when someone is sitting on a seat, farts but it is absorbed in to the sponge so when the next person sits on the seat that person gets the smell from the fart

jack: dude i was totally sponging it on the chair, i cant wait till jerry sits down
*silence*
jerry: ewwww! JACK!

by horny-dandilion June 16, 2007

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Sponging

To transform the human body into a sponge that has one purpose: to soak up alcohol, most commonly cheap beer.

Yesterday, after a session of hardcore sponging at the frat, I blacked out and committed a Scarsdale Surprise.

by Improvize June 20, 2011

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When a girls pussy is wet and has an abundant amount of pubic hair. The act of "sponging" happens when the girl sits on top of a persons face thrusting her hips back and forth, basically scrubbing her partners face.

Sponge;Sponged;Sponging

"Hey Beth I was "sponging" my boyfriend last night, and accidentally made his face raw."

by ReD JaK April 24, 2010

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The female equivalent of performing a tea-bagging. Where a female will dutifully remove her lower body clothing, and whilst moist or otherwise will then proceed to present her mound upon the recipients face, vigorously gyrating back and forth for a suitably hilarious amount of time.

I hope you enjoyed it as much as Paul would enjoy an extended, extremely moist sponging from Laura.

by captainchucky January 25, 2015

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