Spaghettiii

A word you can’t use in school cause apparently it’s “inappropriate”

Spaghettiii is just food.
It’s not inappropriate!

by Spagoooooterrrr November 17, 2017

Cooked Spagetti Noodle

The act of busting a nut in a condom after banging a chick then taking the condom off with the nut juice still inside, tying the condom in a knot then throwing it at a wall to see if it sticks like a spagetti noodle.

Yo bro last night after banged this hot chick I did a cooked spagetti noodle.

by Shortay Chicken December 21, 2017

Spagetti Jousting

Having sex with a woman while she is oozing period blood.

My woman didn't want to have sex because she was on her period, but I didn't mind alittle spagetti jousting, so I stuck it in anyways.

by Brandonsdeal October 20, 2006

spagetti bender

An Italian/Italian American homosexual.

Watch out for your cornhole,theres mad spagetti benders in New York.

by Donny Jeffco October 20, 2006

Spagettie dick

When your dick gets stuck in a garbage disposal.

My dick is stuck, it looks like a tasmanian devil went crazy on spagettie, spagettie dick

by Joker 44 September 17, 2019

Regretti Spagetti

When you cook food and regret it instantly after

Bob: Man I had some Regretti Spagetti last night

by ImApersononline September 24, 2022

Spagettisize

Verb: to cut short, or shorten

Spagettisize is a verb generally used to say something is being shortened, or cut short. It's undetermined where it originated, but it's believe to have appeared somewhere in Italy in 2003. Spagettisize has also grown to mean 'to interrupt'. Additionally, spagettisize has been translated into many other forms such as:
Spagettist: A person who often interrupts people. (Andy is such a Spaggettist.)
Spaggettisizedly: An Adverb that means briefly. (Andy ran spaggettisizedly.)

There have also been reports of an informal second person form of the verb:
Spagettest: Thou Spagettest our meeting.

He cut me off:
He spagettisized me.

He needs to shorten his essay:
He needs to spagettisize his essay

by Third and Thomas March 11, 2008