splunge

When You take a shit and a big splash of toilet water comes up and hits your ass.

Dude, I just got splunged.

by nate1993 April 13, 2006

Splunge

Like a brainfart, but more flurbly.

Sorry about that, I think my brain went splunge for a moment.

by Dr. Optika March 17, 2004

splunge

A short board or plank attached to a long pole used for stirring up the bottom of a shallow pond or stream.

by Douglas August 26, 2003

Splunge

Plunge forcefully, used as a contraction for "super plunging."

Joe, after noticing his toilet was overflowing, knew he would have to splunge the toilet, or do some splunging.

by JamesTC July 1, 2009

Splunge

When a guy kicks a woman in the snatch, and the foot gets stuck.

Ah man! Did he just splunge that chick!

by King of the Jews April 4, 2007

Splunge Meister

A 'Splunge Meister' is somebody or someone who is a master at making females ejaculate.

"Bro, some guy I know is a total Splunge Meister, he even made that 9/10 Jenny ejaculate!"

by TheSplungeMeister December 30, 2012

splunge

An (say in heroic voice)<U>Underwear Smoothie</U>

Man do I need a nice cold splunge.

by Ian September 25, 2003