scrumpkin

cross between scrumptious and pumpkin. Used to define people, pets, and other fantastically adorable creatures.

you little scrumpkin!

by angel of halifax April 12, 2011

shlumpkin

Getting head, taking a shit, and smoking a blunt, while eating a sandwich.

I wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.

by Fuckey McNelligan October 5, 2010

Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin

The rare art of receiving fellatio from a willing rotund woman while simultaneously shitting, wearing the head of a pumpkin costume and consuming bacon.

Matt: "Dude, the planets must have been in the proper alignment last night because I finally got a Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin in the bathroom of the KFC!

Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!

by suavedeboner July 4, 2012

schlumpkining

to give a schlumpin.. a female version of a blumpkin when a woman poops while giving a blow job as she's on the toilet.

Kelly was on the john and gave me one hell of a schlumpkining!

by SwishyManPants April 12, 2009

Swumpkin

A swumpkin is the offspring of a Frankenstein swede and a pumpkin. It is about 3/8 pumpkin, 3/8 swede and 2/8 Frankenhuman.

"Hey. I'm a swumpkin!" said the pumpkin-swede-Frankenhuman baby.

by HappyHappyHipposHealHangovers March 22, 2011

spumpin'

When a guy takes a dump on a girl's chest while sperming on her face.

I finally got done spumpin' that girl last night after I worked up a huge steamer.

by Nasty Nate2 April 24, 2009

Slumkin

a slut that is really into giving blumkins to random men.

Jane looked like she had chugged a chocolate shake after she gave the football team a Slumkin.

by jerky108 December 18, 2009