Splotching

When a girl pees standing up

Emily is splotching all over the place

by JETER218 October 17, 2010

splorched my jammies

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|

stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...

by 1-800-BEVERLYMARSH October 29, 2020

Slorch

Primary: The Senior Leisure Porch

A place where seniors in high school can go to hang out or eat.
Alternative: Senior Learning Porch
Used when teachers are around, a place for seniors in high school to go and study or do homework.

Let’s go hang out on the slorch!
Yes teacher, we would like to go to the slorch to study.

by Seniorz September 26, 2019

slorche

The act of looking like you are doing absolutely nothing productive with your life

"Hey Kopcha, let's go to the gym"

"Nah, I'm just gonna slorche here and play call of duty today"

by King Slorche November 3, 2013

Splouche

1. The toilet water that splashes you on the ass when taking an extra large dump.

2. A person who has been dumped that shows up to ruin an event such as a date.

1. "ahhhhh. SPLOUCHE. Oh damn. That sucks."

2. "Mary, didn't you dump Jake last week? WTH is he doing here? What a fucking SPLOUCHE."

by dagholio November 26, 2010

splurch

When talking to someone a bunch of spit in the form of little droplets suddenly comes out of your mouth.

"Im so embarrassed! I was just talking to Mike and all of a sudden I totally splurched all over him!"

by shira brilliant and michal levit May 20, 2008

splotch

The splattered crap on the inside of your undies after a violent fart.

I ate a chili dog last night, and splotched my sheets this morning.

by anonymous March 28, 2004