splooter

To ejaculate.

He wanted to splooter over her tits

by Nesty.... January 4, 2012

Splootounks

The sound a large piece of shit makes as it comes into contact with the toilet bowl's water, thus resulting in a splash of shit juice onto the off loader's buttcheeks.

Man! After that doubles and Ritual's I really had a case of the splootounks!

by Dr. Flatulence Ph.D January 3, 2017

Splooptardian

A language created by a few friends that spread across the whole school.

"The people speak splooptardian"
"Splooptardian is how we communicate"
"The splooptardian people are very sploopid"

by Richert Jackson March 3, 2023

Splootounks

The sound a large piece of shit makes as it comes into contact with the toilet bowl's water, thus resulting in a splash of shit juice onto the off loader's buttcheeks.

Man! After that doubles and Ritual's I really had a case of the splootounks!

by Dr. Flatulence Ph.D January 3, 2017

Sploonth

n. A small creature resembling a butterfly that feeds on leaves. It has seven two-toed legs, two identical whappers, a long neck, a teardrop shaped head and a raspy tongue.

-Look, Cyrine, I found a sploonth!
-I think it is eating your ferns.

by Starfishy12 October 7, 2018

Sploot

When a dog lays in a Superman position. They stretch the front legs out and the back legs straight back.

*while getting in position*
“What is Jojo doing?”
“We got a splooter in the house!”

by JarRodTophIley May 16, 2021

Sploot

Noun: The splash damage coming back and hitting you from a pee or poop.

Verb: the act of causing splashback from a poop or pee, either on yourself OR someone else.

OMG, dude, you just got sploot on your shoe.

by Mond and Morley January 7, 2008