Splonge

Sponge cake made using splooge

How much splooge is in this delicious splonge?

by Captain BU April 26, 2014

Splonge

To sponge is when you're totally dying to go for a wee and then you break wind. The act of releasing the pressure of wind make you accidentally dribble a little bit of wee. A splonger would be a person with a weak bladder and gaseous backside.

I should've gone to the loo already, I've just splonged.

Why did you just change your underwear, did you splonge?

by Bodley March 7, 2012

Splonge

To clear an inner ear blockage that is causing unusual auditory phenomena, such as popping sounds or a feeling of being under water.

My ear's doing that thing again, I need to get it splonged.

Sounds like there's an Earwig living in there, do you think it will eat my brain if I don't get it splonged quickly?

by Trainingvideo September 23, 2017

Splonge

The alternative of "cool", or either "great"

"Wow this food is so Splonge!"

by GrubbyHubby November 26, 2023