sploon

to play splatoon

"Hey man if you give me a second I'll hook up my Wii U and we can sploon."
"Aw sweet I haven't splooned in a little while."
"Can't come over tonight, I'm busy splooning."

by squidkid666 June 16, 2015

splodey

1 v.) To explode in the most visceral/entertaining manner possible.

2 adj.) A childlike exclimation for describing blowing something up.

1) Guy:Heehee, his guts just went splodey all over her face.

2) Nny: WEEEEEEEEEEE, I have head splodey!

by tofubot May 31, 2006

Splooge socket

Vagina, cunt, cum bucket

Blow it out your ass you splooge socket!

by 500kg June 5, 2017

Splooge Cheeks

Splooge Cheeks = Cum between the cheeks & makes it super sticky

I blew my load and then he flaunted his stuff without realizing he had major splooge cheeks!

After sitting on the toilet for quite some time, I realized the turd was stuck in my splooge cheeks.

by Alimew November 26, 2022

splodydopes

Dopes who 'splode themselves in public places. Also known as suicide or homicide bombers.

Palestinians fired guns and passed out sweets when a splodydope blew himself up at a Jerusalem pizzeria - killing 15 people, including 7 children, and injuring 130 (many of whom were maimed for life).

by Zack November 12, 2004

your head a splode

Your Head A Splode is simliar in function as All Your Base Are Belong to Us.

It originated in a Strong Bad video game, where upon your death a computerized Strong Bad voice would say, "Your Head A Splode."

Cats: All your base are belong to us!
Strong Bad: Your head a splode!
Cats: OOOOooo.

by Vee Are Are Schee February 12, 2004

sploogicide

noun: any chemical compound that kills sperm (also known as splooge)

most male contraceptives come with plenty of sploogicide

by the storm drains September 7, 2009