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splatstick

Used to describe a motion picture with a suitably healthy dose of humor and gore. Derived from splatter (for blood) and slapstick (for comedy.
If you witness a flick were an arm gets cut off and gives the finger afterwards, or a priest kung fu kicks the heads off a bunch of zombies (as in Dead Alive-) those are prime instances of splatstick at its finest.
by Mike Falcigno October 18, 2003
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Splatart

Where you make a really hot n' juicy fart. You then feel a wet substance on you butt, only to later realize you splattered crap all over your underpants.
Dude, I think I just made a Splatart.

I embarrassed myself in front of my family by making a Splatart at the dinner table.
by Billybobpete August 16, 2009
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splatasha

natasha romanoff when she decided to fall and jump of a cliff
"do we know if she had a family?" "who?" "splatasha"
by rr1a September 28, 2021
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spatcasting

The act of quarreling over social media in which innocent bystanders are subjected to petty disagreements. These debacles often occur between angry or disenchanted couples who post remarks intended for their formerly significant other which are then displayed publicly. The posts that are voiced passively and without an explicit reference to the other(s) involved are common and effective ways of displaying hostility.
@Broman38: When a women tells you that you're not the worst fuck she's ever had, that's how you know you've found a keeper.

@DeLaVoX123: When a man cries to the world about what someone said to him, that's how you know you've found a man.

@Edwordia: Can people stop spatcasting and have a fucking conversation please?
by Faux News January 5, 2014
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Spatroast

A Spatroast is a take on performing in a Spit roast or an Eiffel tower (if you do not know what those are look them up). In a Spatroast, instead of slapping palms with a bro like you would in an Eiffel tower while screwing a chick, a spatroast involves one guy and any amount of girls (preferably two or more) at the same time.
Basically this is a less homoerotic version of a spit roast. While the guy is screwing one chick, she is eating out another. If there are more than two girls there... the chain just keeps going. Okright! So go have one! Also remember to say Spatroast in a hick accent while performing.
by Brendo Starr March 30, 2009
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splatastic

When something is awesome, but there is liquid, slime or goo involved
Wow that play was splatastic
by wcartho January 13, 2017
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spootoast

When a man cums on a piece of toast and lets somebody eat it.
Angela ate spootoast on our honeymoon
by Spootoast June 18, 2008
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