splart

When your pet farts and sploots at the same time.

My pupper Mikey, splarted the other day.

by fiddlebumper April 22, 2020

splart

A squirty, squishy, or sticky fart.

I think I splarted

by bubblekittykat March 22, 2019

Splart

The term used for the squeeky noise that results when you purse your lips over the end of a spliff and attempt to toke on it prematurely. translation of splart is a spliff-lip-fart.

"did someone just fart?"
"na i just splarted brutha"

by bevbah April 20, 2009

splart

when a girl thinks shes gonna queef but shit comes out instead.

omg that bitch splarted all over the place

by vanessa nukka!!!! July 15, 2006

Splart

Farting out blood and diarrhoea

Steven: "Smells like someone splarted"
Stoven: "How do you know what blood smells like"

by Murderous Jellybean April 13, 2015

Splart

When you have to piss but try to fart but you end up pissing instead.

Bro that would have been such a good fart but I splarted instead

by Splarty 102 April 23, 2018

splart

to completely flop, fail, generally not succeed
the opposite of slay

hey man, I totally splarted that math test

by anonymous155555 January 1, 2024