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Spizzing

When you take so much speed that when you check your pants you realize you've slowly been jizzing in them.
Chuck: Hey, Rob, what's with that huge stain on your groin?
Robert: I snorted so many amphetamines I've been spizzing all day!
Rob: What is this 'spizzing' you speak of?
Chuck: Discharging in my pants abundantly, of course.
by YEEUHBOY March 20, 2010
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spizz

The crap left in the bottom of a whip cream can consisting of 10% creame 90% nitrous oxide. If you look closely, it does look like light jizz.
If you are a fan of whip-its this is the oppurtune time to get silly on laughing gas.
Yo, brah, hit me up with some whipped creame
yeah...oh dang, its just spizzin', this could take a while.
by ManOfTheDiaspora May 8, 2005
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spizz

Right before a man uses a urinal, he spits into. I don't know why, its just something men do.
After a big lunch, I had to spizz right before I started peeing
by Gabe from West Chester March 21, 2008
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spizz

(adj): a nickname or word for a stoner, who is a total hippie, however when high, they will become outrageously hyper and constantly try and beat people with dusters and pocket knives.

Spizzes can be really productive to society despite that fact that they steal, have sex with overage personelle and drink themselves into an un-handleable state.
V: Ay yo man, this is Stitches, do you have it?
M: Give me the phone! Now!
B: Spizz, calm the fuck down, I'm not sober enough for this.
by Brittney Sade August 10, 2008
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spizz cough

spizz cough- (can be used as a noun or verb) when a bitch developes a cough from seamen sitting in her throat. A spizz cough can lead to sore throat, nausia, bad breath, or loss of appetite, if the case is severe enough. To cure a spizz cough, swallow whole piece of wheat bread, if that doesn't work, give up being a slut until symptoms pass. The word "spizz" combines the words "spit" and "jizz"
Yesterday in school, frank had a bad spizz cough.
by whoooooooops December 12, 2009
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Spizz-Off

Ejaculate forcefully
Another word for Jerk-Off or an insult implying the person being called a “spizz-off” was spat out by their mother.

Vulgar slang for the action of speaking, especially unsolicited advice, nonsense, or just plain bullshit.
Other variations of the term include; Spizzing, “Spizzing Off”, “Spizzed” etc.
Verb: Yes, yes! We know the sky is blue! How about telling us something we DON’T already know instead of spizzing off your cake hole with what’s already fact!
People continue to believe the lies being spizzed off by the big suits

Insult: Your mom should’ve swallowed you stupid spizz-off!
by NeonMirror December 31, 2024
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Spizzing

When you’re drunk and the world is spinning and buzzing at the same time
I was spizzing last nigh
by Dannika November 2, 2019
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