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jizz that is flying in the air at high velocity
my spizz comes to a dead stop when it reaches my girlfriend's face
by xplot June 22, 2003
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Noun; A combination of spit (saliva) and jizz. Normally associated with sluts.
She got spizz all over my sheets.
She got spizz all over my pillow.
by Dirty Darryl October 29, 2009
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slang for myspace used among select, lazy northwest-ohio teenagers.
amanda: hey andrew!
andrew: good morrow amanda, whatcha doinn?!
amanda: not so much just gettin' on the good ol' spizz!
andrew: wowzer! you must be lazy, select, and northwest-ohioan!!
amanda: damn-straight
by andrew haugh January 14, 2009
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The crap left in the bottom of a whip cream can consisting of 10% creame 90% nitrous oxide. If you look closely, it does look like light jizz.
If you are a fan of whip-its this is the oppurtune time to get silly on laughing gas.
Yo, brah, hit me up with some whipped creame
yeah...oh dang, its just spizzin', this could take a while.
by ManOfTheDiaspora May 08, 2005
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(adj): a nickname or word for a stoner, who is a total hippie, however when high, they will become outrageously hyper and constantly try and beat people with dusters and pocket knives.

Spizzes can be really productive to society despite that fact that they steal, have sex with overage personelle and drink themselves into an un-handleable state.
V: Ay yo man, this is Stitches, do you have it?
M: Give me the phone! Now!
B: Spizz, calm the fuck down, I'm not sober enough for this.
by Brittney Sade July 16, 2008
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Right before a man uses a urinal, he spits into. I don't know why, its just something men do.
After a big lunch, I had to spizz right before I started peeing
by Gabe V March 21, 2008
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