spizz

jizz that is flying in the air at high velocity

my spizz comes to a dead stop when it reaches my girlfriend's face

by xplot June 22, 2003

Spizz

Noun; A combination of spit (saliva) and jizz. Normally associated with sluts.

She got spizz all over my sheets.
OR
She got spizz all over my pillow.

by Dirty Darryl October 29, 2009

spizz

To spit in a girl's face after jizzing on it.

Man, last night I spizzed on her and she made me sleep on the couch.

by dabillll December 29, 2007

Spizz

Aka a "floor rat", someone who spent most of the 90s-00s working on one of the Chicago trading floors before trading was moved to electronic markets.

Spizzes usually have raw vocal cords from years of screaming in the pits and a permanent neck twitch caused by constantly having to adjust their jacket collar.

The uniform of a typical spizz is a CME floor clerk's jacket, flannel shirt, and black jeans.

"We interviewed four guys for this opening we had. Three were very well presented, but the last guy was a total spizz."

by Fast Market Six December 18, 2018

spizz

slang for myspace used among select, lazy northwest-ohio teenagers.

amanda: hey andrew!
andrew: good morrow amanda, whatcha doinn?!
amanda: not so much just gettin' on the good ol' spizz!
andrew: wowzer! you must be lazy, select, and northwest-ohioan!!
amanda: damn-straight

by andrew haugh January 14, 2009

spizz

The crap left in the bottom of a whip cream can consisting of 10% creame 90% nitrous oxide. If you look closely, it does look like light jizz.
If you are a fan of whip-its this is the oppurtune time to get silly on laughing gas.

Yo, brah, hit me up with some whipped creame
yeah...oh dang, its just spizzin', this could take a while.

by ManOfTheDiaspora May 8, 2005

spizz

Right before a man uses a urinal, he spits into. I don't know why, its just something men do.

After a big lunch, I had to spizz right before I started peeing

by Gabe from West Chester March 21, 2008