Spizz

Noun; A combination of spit (saliva) and jizz. Normally associated with sluts.

She got spizz all over my sheets.
OR
She got spizz all over my pillow.

by Dirty Darryl October 29, 2009

Spizz

Aka a "floor rat", someone who spent most of the 90s-00s working on one of the Chicago trading floors before trading was moved to electronic markets.

Spizzes usually have raw vocal cords from years of screaming in the pits and a permanent neck twitch caused by constantly having to adjust their jacket collar.

The uniform of a typical spizz is a CME floor clerk's jacket, flannel shirt, and black jeans.

"We interviewed four guys for this opening we had. Three were very well presented, but the last guy was a total spizz."

by Fast Market Six December 18, 2018

Spizz

Verb. To ejaculate into the anus, lick out the semen, and sipt it into the mouth of the passive partner. Usually occurs at the end of homosexual intercourse without condom. Sipzzing can, however, occur between a heterosexual couple.

Look at those guys spizzing on the internet.

Het, baby, let me spizz you with my hot sticky man juice.

Yeah, I spizzed him, but it didn't taste too good.

by Sancho de Zique October 29, 2007

Spizzing

The act of placing your hand under your erected penis and pretending to shoot a web like spiderman while ejaculating.

Yesterday i was fornicating with my friend's mother and i began Spizzing on her face to cap off the wonderful love making session.

by Hutch69 January 22, 2014

spizz

jizz that is flying in the air at high velocity

my spizz comes to a dead stop when it reaches my girlfriend's face

by xplot June 22, 2003

spizz

To spit in a girl's face after jizzing on it.

Man, last night I spizzed on her and she made me sleep on the couch.

by dabillll December 29, 2007

spizz

slang for myspace used among select, lazy northwest-ohio teenagers.

amanda: hey andrew!
andrew: good morrow amanda, whatcha doinn?!
amanda: not so much just gettin' on the good ol' spizz!
andrew: wowzer! you must be lazy, select, and northwest-ohioan!!
amanda: damn-straight

by andrew haugh January 14, 2009