Shittering

(verb, present tense) The act of allowing your pet to defecate in a publicly shared area and leaving without picking it up.

"Why do people think that shittering isn't a crime? It should be. Every morning I wake up and someone's dog has crapped right in my front yard."
"Shittering and... Shittering and... Smokin the reefer!"

by urbanfootsoldier February 2, 2014

Slithering Nuts

Sliding your nuts from left to right, much like a slithering snake, across a females face.

What if i slithered my nuts across a girls face in public? Call them slithering nuts.

by JakeSpecs August 6, 2020

Smithering

To "Smither" which meant to be a female trapped in a males body

Stop Smithering Smithers

by Ben Austwick January 26, 2005

Smithering

To suck up to your boss when he looks like Monty Burns.

Pretty much what Hodgie does, usually with a wrinkly old dick hitting the back of his throat.

What has Hodgie been doing in Monty's office all morning?
Oh he's probably been Smithering again.

by the gypo May 23, 2018

spittering

what you do when you see someone littering

she was spittering at the boy who was littering

by Abby Haith January 25, 2018

The Sputtering Johnson

A close relative to the Clevand Steamer and Hot Carl. It is when you shit diahrrea all over a bitches chest.

In an effort to be as disrespectful as possible when preforming The Sputtering Johnson on a bitch... she must drive you to Taco Bell, pay for your tacos, and let you eat them all on the way home.. knowing full well the end result of this trip will be her convered in diahrrea..

by The Realist NY August 4, 2009

shittering

To post a "tweet" on Twitter while taking a shit.

I'm totally shittering right now. Aren't you glad I just told the whole world?

by dnask8 May 14, 2009