spitmin

A word Grayson Dolan used in one of his tweets that he made up.

I’m so excited holy spitmin

by Sophia Slimber February 17, 2018

Spishak

The fake company invented by the writers of MAD tv to represent and parody those cheap infomercials and paid programming programmes you see on TV way late at night/really early in the morning that try to pass off unrealisticly cheap and unreliable products as good, safe, and quality products that are just too good to be in stores

Spishak commercials usually have:

-A repetitive jingle that cues once the Spishak guy appears
-Someone seriously maimed and bloodied up at the end
-Bad acting and saying things that make no sense
-A couple worried about an issue irrelevant to the commercial
-Pat Kilbane (or whoever the Spishak Guy is in the sketch) jumps out of nowhere claiming he can fix their problems
-The married couple claims "Spishak Man has saved our marriage!"

Spishak has created a plethora of stupid products, including:

Spishak Snoorpk
Spishak Mach 20 Razor
Spishak Hey It's Ovens For Kids Easy Bake Oven
Spishak Excuses Excuses Excuses Excuses '98
Spishak Bug Zapper Only The Bugs Are Deers Instead

Spishak Announcer: Has this ever happened to you?
David Herman as "Troubled Man": (Throws water on car) AHHh!
Spishak Announcer: No need to worry with new Spishwax carwax from Spishak! Spishwax is based on a highly scientific principal. Too difficult to understand but easy to a apply!
Troubled Man: (Throws water on car)
Spishak Announcer: See how the water beads? That's Spishawax protecting your car from water damage! Unforutnately Spishwax won't protect your car from:

Paint, Tar, Feathers, Guano, Shampoo, Conditioner, Wood Stain, Mahogany Wood Stain (Troubled Man just throws a can of wood stain at the car really hard), Eggs, Scrambled Eggs, Easter Eggs, Easter Rocks, Baseball Bats, Bowling Balls, Chum, Potted Plants, Jewish Weddings, Cat Litter, Neighborhood Kids, Chicken and Dumplings, Christmas Decorations, Cinder Blocks, Sledgwhammers, Sandwiches, Did we mention Baseball Bats?, Boat Anchors, And Wrecking Balls!

Spishak Announcer: So when you think of carwax...
Troubled Man: ...Spishak Spishwax from Spishak! The catalog says-
Angry Car Owner: HEY!!! WHAT’D YOU DO TO MY CAR!? HEY!!! (Chases Troubled Man)
Spishak Announcer: Spishak Spishwax, Remember: "It's just wax."

by Magic Jesus June 21, 2008

Spicmobile

usually a japanese made car, with cheap ass rims, a stupid exhaust kit that makes it sound like a popcorn machine and a seat that must not be placed any farther forward than 45 degrees

that idiot in his spicmobile ran my dog over, so i ran him over with my truck

by Mike "Lil Wayne" Jones January 24, 2010

Ego-Seismic

the belief and/or personality that wherever you are or live is immune to earthquakes simply because you are present there

Link has an ego-seismic personality and thinks that the only reason North Carolina never had an earthquake when he was there simply because he was present.

by GiantPandaKing December 13, 2012

spishing

when i finish fishing in spanish i will use the fish to fish for fish cuz fishing in spanish is to finish fishing, when the spish go spishing for the fish and the fish go spish.

spishing is spish

by gabcet April 3, 2021

Seismic Toss

A sexual act in which the male gyrates his pelvis in a rotating motion while recieving oral sex.

"Dude, last night I gave my girlfriend a seismic toss while we were listening to Prince!"
"Niiiice."

by Master Machoke February 13, 2009

Spim

When you are a simp and a pimp at the same time

"Yo I'm lowkey simping over this girl but I also got mad bitches. I feel like a spim".

by no te importa <3 April 28, 2020