Spiderman that hoe

When your having sex with a girl in the doggie style position and when you are about to cum, you cum in your hand and when the girl turns around you sling it in her face like spidermans web

we don't superman no moe, we just spiderman that hoe.

by Daniel Jenkins October 3, 2007

Funky spiderman

Hanging yourself while having a wank

Did you hear about Dave? His mum walked in on him hanging dead with his dick out. Must’ve tried the funky spiderman.

by Razzledazz69 May 19, 2019

Spicemare

A nightmare caused by eating extremely spicy food before bed. Often accompanied by feverish, sweaty sleep full of tossing and turning.

Cuisines that commonly cause spicemares include Indian, Thai, Caribbean and Creole.

Dude #1: Holy fuck, man. I had the craziest spicemares last night from that extra spicy tikka masala.
Dude #2: Yeah, and I bet you shat lava all morning, too.

by DangerDorn September 2, 2013

the funky spiderman

autoerotique asphyxiation

The Funky Spiderman: because he hangs himself and shoots web

by bohack jorseman September 17, 2015

spiderman dat hoe

When you ejaculate in your hand and throw it in a girls face.

I Spiderman dat Hoe... AWW YeaH!

by Jimmy Green October 10, 2007

the spiderman

while taking your sexual partner from behind, you proceed to ejaculate into your palm. When your partner turns around for post sex cuddling. You throw your "seaman filled hand" forward, releasing its contents on your partner's face, while screaming "SPIDERMAN".

My girlfriend loves toby maguire, so i decided to show her the Spiderman.

by jimi d licious December 3, 2005

Italian Spiderman

When you ejaculate into your own hand and then fling it into someone's face while exclaiming "That's Amore!"

"I gave your grandmother an Italian Spiderman the other day. She still can't see out of her right eye. Bitch baked me a crooked pie."

by Mike1980 June 23, 2008