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Spinflation

When the rate of inflation in a given country increases uncontrollably, but the media and politicians spin the story to say that the economy and people of said country are thriving.
Politician: “In the last 19 months we have worked together to make this country more affordable for all citizens…”
Media: “It truly is incredible how the President continues to decrease costs for the average citizen — all in less than 2 years!”

Average Citizen 1: “Bro, what are they talking about?! I pay a higher price for gas, water, electric, and food just about every month!”
Average Citizen 2: “This is just a textbook example of spinflation.”
by 5ryguy5 April 26, 2023
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Stimulationship

A relationship based solely on mutual stimulation of the genital regions.
"I had to end our stimulationship, she rubbed me the wrong way."

Friend 1"Bob and Betty dont really seem to be into each other, are they dating? whats the deal?" Friend 2"they are in a stimulationship"

Friend 1 "Oh that makes sense, they just like banging each other"

Stimulationships are good if all you can stand about each other is the sex
by isthisevenreal January 1, 2015
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Fecal-Particulate-Olfactory-Simulation

Fecal Particulate Olfactory Simulation, or FPOS, is the process through which one is able to experience a fart.
I was on an escalator and was downwind of someone letting one rip.. it was the worst FPOS ever... I couldn't escape it.
by Yokes April 7, 2005
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speculating

Assuming something before really knowing.
People be speculating too much.
by lil cc November 11, 2006
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Situlationship

In the beginning, a one-night stand is just that. A hook-up. But what happens when that "one-night stand" becomes a regular event? Can still fit definition of hook-up at this point. Slowly, emotions get tangled up. You now have a situation. Particularly if the other person you are in the situation with is living with his sort-of/common-law/fake wife and has two children from previous relationships. Situations get messy, especially when you fall in love with this individual. You're spending more and more time together, it's been a few months, and there are real emotions at stake. Your situation is no longer a situation and not quite a relationship. It's a situlationship. Hopefully, to eventually progress to a relationship.
Yeah, it's all kinds of wonky, but it's our situlationship and nobody else's.
by nascar9girl December 30, 2008
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Manual Stimulation

To masturbate oneself. To fondle one's own genitals to stimulate or fondle to a point of climax or orgasm with one's hand or other device.
While Sandy loves her sex life with her boyfriend Carl, nothing makes her orgasm better than her own Manual Stimulation. She loves to work her bean between her thumb and forefinger until she cums.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
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simulation high

when someone has reached an extremely level of high that causes them to feel like everything around them is a simulation
Hey man, want something to eat?

-ha ha ha i feel like my head is gonna fall off

......
-......
morse code.

ahhh, good old simulation high

- hey man wanna go get some food
by reese davies July 9, 2018
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