speculate to accumulate

A phrase used by potential profiteers to remind prospective investors that returns can only come from good investment. Really a buzzword (or buzzphrase) to get money from others to squander on fruitless and flowerly ideas. See European union, Belgium.

"Speculate to accumulate!" cried John, asking steve for the last crispy notes in his wallet. Eyeing up the tail at the bar, steve gladly turned over the contents of his wallet to John, who promptly brought the ladies a drink each. After some thirty minutes, John threw up over one of the fine females, making the money a write off due to his poor ability to handle drink. Steve's brother then started to insult one of the lasses, and they stormed off.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

spatulate

To remove by means of scraping.

"He jumped from so high up, we had to spatulate his brains off the tops of his shoes"

by call.me.razzamatazz October 31, 2008

sacculate

When playing American football, when one of the defensive unit destroys the quarterback from the opposing team.

"Hey Jim, did you see Josh totally sacculate the quarterback? He has no more head."

by Josh jmac November 9, 2006

speculator

person who invests in a risky venture, in the hope of making a large profit.

Stop being a speculator, i don't want to buy porn for 10$s.

by Jessica February 26, 2004

jizz-stimulate

1. to excite someone so much that the person is about to jizz in his or her pants

2. can be used interchangeably with the word 'sexy'

Stop jizz-stimulating me!

That red phone of yours is very jizz-stimulating!

I am jizz-stimulated by your tweeter.

by SexyBackWook May 25, 2009

Stimulate

When a guy's get's sexual aroused and his penis expands so it can be pleasured.

Chad : Oh Kiersten I just love to run my hands through your soft long hair and it always smells so good!
Kiersten : Well I hope it Stimulates your dick cause I like to suck it and stick it in my body!
Chad : Well why don't you just give me A blowjob while I'm caressing your hair then I will fuck you from behind and I will rub my face in your beautiful locks!
Kiersten : Oh Chad I think I just creamed on your sheets!
Chad : No problem my wife's gonna wash them tomorrow anyway we can cum on them all we want!
Kiersten : Oh boy let's have a cumfest!
Chad : Let the mess begin!

by SlopNChop February 20, 2017

Spicula

A racial variation of Blacula. A Latio/Hispanic vampire. Lives off of fried chicken, yellow rice, and blood, and haunts the Bronx. The trademark "widow's peak" hair style is often obscured by a curly afro but the dirtstache is often more visible on Spicula.

"Yo where's Vic?"
"Spicula got him"
"Oh word,"

by Frabbo September 7, 2005