Sphinctitus

<Noun> Lower abdominal distress accompanied by very odiferous flatulence, with or without assachino. Commonly following a spicy or greasy meal.

People in the office were angry at Nick when he developed sphinctitus after his bean burrito for lunch.

by Maccmedia December 9, 2008

Sphinctish

Term used to describe a particular language in which the speaker knows not of what he speaks. The act of spewing verbal shit out of your mouth or anus.

DJ: "I really feel like eating subway for dinner, the sandwiches there are so filling and delicious"

Fred: "DJ you are speaking fluent sphinctish right now, subway is awful."

by Jackson 5 9898 December 7, 2012

splinching

Splinching occurs in the planning process when a plan that is being transformed into reality is missing critical elements. Often these are important legal requirements that were put in the plan to mitigate proposed impacts and to make a bad plan pass review with strong opposition. The result often end in dire consequences. Somethings can be fixed, but often there is a mess, and the develpers often wiggle out of them, or ignor the reqirements, because they will be much less pressure to enforce them once the plan is adopted. The problem is often exasperated when when the developer runs out of money and goes bankrupt.

Splinching also occurs during apparition process between when a wizard disparates (disappears) and apparates (appears some where else). Splinching is the unintended spliting of the wizard and results in an incomplete wizard. To undo the problem the Ministry's Accidental Magic Reversal Squad is required.

Activist one: This plan is going through some serious splinching problems. They aren't putting in the environmental safe guards like they promised, and the water coming out of here looks like an LSD experience.

Activist two: Where's the County's Accidental Magic Reversal Squad when you need it.

Activist three: There sound asleep in the bed of the developers.

by mlhiss March 29, 2008

Sphinctivore

Similar to the terms "carnivore" and "herbivore", a sphinctivore is someone who eats ass.

Tommy had his girlfriend Lily over when suddenly he begins to get hungry. He flips her over and begins performing analingus on her. Since ass is a regular part of Tommy's diet, he is most definitely a sphinctivore.

by BlueSlurpee February 1, 2018

splinting

Assisting the body's pushing out poop/stool by inserting a finger in the vagina and pushing on the vaginal wall toward the rectum.

"Sometimes it is difficult to have a bowel movement without straining," the University of Michigan Health System write in their explanation of the process. "Perianal Pressure/Splinting is a way to help move the stool out of the anal canal."

by LightningBug February 20, 2021

Spinetingler

When a penis touches a nerve while its in your butthole causing a nervous compulsion and going up into your spine making you almost shit yourself yet you still recieve pleasure out of it.

Ricky gave that other dude a spinetingler. (other dude being Giorgio)

by Dr. Chilliering April 22, 2011

Spainting

Spanking a male midget in a thong with a wet towel.

I was bored one day, in a room full of midget strippers and decided to go on a spainting rampage!

by ZnivekZannaira May 9, 2011