spermission

noun
1.
authorization granted to do something with sperm; formal consent: to ask permission to cum on or in someone.
2.
the act of permitting.

Dude..! You should have totally asked for spermission before shooting on me ~ that's just rude!

by 4PAW May 11, 2012

spedicus

The leader of speds, can be a teacher or a just a very powerful sped.

Damn those speds are going crazy, where’s spedicus?

by The god named barley January 14, 2018

Sparticus Furray

The most awesome ginger cat in the world ever.

'I so wish my cat was as awesome as Sparticus Furray'
'Not possible, he is the most awesome cat in the world ever'

by Spartys mum February 26, 2013

spermicide

noun. the act of jacking off high up on the edge of building.

Did you here about the guy who commited spermicide on the empire state building, he ruined about 20 people's hair.

by mark86 March 5, 2007

Spermicle

The Sparkle of The Sperm, The Sperm that made the cut.. The Oracle To The Testi. Fun way of saying you are the favorite child.

Julia is my spermicle.

by Always_Jewels June 16, 2011

Spermicidal Mouthwash

Mouthwash specially medicated to kill 99.9% of all sperm after a blowjob.

Try New Listerine Spermicidal Mouthwash in Leafy Mint and new Mandarin Orange flavors.

by Red33mer January 20, 2013

Spermicidal Rape

Whilst in the mid of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman or after, if a man throws the woman down on the bed and randomly pulls out a huge spermicide tablet and sticks it up her vagina without forewarning her of such tablet going up her vagina, then this is considered Spermicidal Rape.

Captain, come quick, there's been a spermicidal rape!

by zeitgeist12 June 14, 2011