spermalicious

person, food or object so fine it encourages the semen to flow!!

that human is spermalicious!

that guitar is spermalicious!

that (food item) is spermalicious!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

smegmaholic

Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to keep it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night after it’s completely dried up.

Man that smegmaholic over there always smells like smegma, it’s probably because he snorts it every single night.

by AgentMaine27 February 13, 2018

Spermahol

The thing that spermaholics carve so relentlessly. Spermahol differs from sperm quite radically, as it is consumed in copious amounts and it more often than not extracted from the ball-sacks of five or more human males and/or other male animals.

Jen: My name is Jen Shappapori, and I'm a spermaholic, I can't live without spermahol.

by NOIMNOTGODBUTTHANKSFORASKING July 7, 2010