A boy (not a man), whose sole contribution to the upbringing of his offspring can be repaid by sending him a jizz soaked hankie and a note bearing the words "Now I owe you nothing"(an excellent quote from Salvadore Dali).
1. Adam, my sperm donor, is so lame that he gave the State a false employer name right before christmas.
2. Robert, a boy in a girlie man body, is the avatar of all narcissistic, anhedonic, joyless sperm donors.
3. Elliott, who seemed like a decent sort of fellow, was living a lie every time he called himself a 'father'. In fact, given his many failures to live up to the most minimal definition of the word, the best he could hope for is the ignominious apellation "sperm donor".
2. Robert, a boy in a girlie man body, is the avatar of all narcissistic, anhedonic, joyless sperm donors.
3. Elliott, who seemed like a decent sort of fellow, was living a lie every time he called himself a 'father'. In fact, given his many failures to live up to the most minimal definition of the word, the best he could hope for is the ignominious apellation "sperm donor".
by Lawrence of Nevada December 06, 2006
1. A male figure who wants a child, has a child, then tries to deny the child to get out of paying child support.
2. A male figure whose child cannot stand him.
2. A male figure whose child cannot stand him.
1. Kenny blackmailed her into having that baby, but he turned out to be nothing but a sperm donor.
2. She won't even refer to him as her father, she calls him sperm donor to his face.
2. She won't even refer to him as her father, she calls him sperm donor to his face.
by LaDeena June 03, 2006
Willie almost managed to swallow the whole load of choad, but the sperm donor made such a large deposit to the Linda Lovelace fund, that some dribbled down his chin.
by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005
"Kobe is way better than Jordan"
"w/e dude ur such a sperm donor, Jordan's the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"
"w/e dude ur such a sperm donor, Jordan's the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"
by alexander johnson August 30, 2006
When a woman can't make up her mind on what sperm donor to use, or if she likes to live dangerously. She uses multiple donors at the same time and attempts to have a child.
Guy1- "Did you hear about Jenny? She can't make up her mind."
Guy2- "She should just play sperm donor roulette."
Guy2- "She should just play sperm donor roulette."
by Upsidedownfishing October 10, 2014
The Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a place where dreams are fulfilled, where fortunes are won and lost in the blink of an eye. Located deep within the bosom of the Southern end of the township of Montclair, CA, the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a glistening totem, a shining beacon, in a wasteland of gloomy dark tartarus. The site is open to all of Montclair's citizens, with the exception of Richard Burnish. Equipped with state of the art cum-extraction tools, you just have to sit back, and we do all the work. Currently hiring new custodian staff.
"I heard Evan is the janitor at the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre. I saw him sleeping on a pile of newspapers and Subway napkins in the closet after his shift ended."
by Evan The Cum Janitor October 31, 2022