Mobile sperm bank

An individual who really loves semen. Usually used as a cum receptacle in a dogging session. Their methodology is don’t waste a drop..

Hey Dion must of just walked by again, he leaves a trail like a snail out of his ass.. That guy is a mobile sperm bank, think he received too many deposits and is full to the brim...

by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019

old sperm bank

This is a disparaging term some men use for their wife or girlfriend.

Well gotta go see the old sperm bank!

by I, Wreckerrr December 18, 2020

Walking Sperm Bank

A highly promiscuous woman. So called because a lot of semen is deposited into her.

"Dude, that chick you're going to marry was a total walking sperm bank in college."

by Jake October 10, 2005

Walking Sperm Bank

A person, usually woman, who is known for having an assload of sex, all the time.

"Chris' sister is a real walking sperm bank. I'm gonna call her and see if I can make a deposit. I wonder if there's a penalty for early withdrawals."

by Johnny Christmas November 30, 2003

Sterling Sperm Bank

Official term for a Hot Tub owned by a Dick from Sterling Illinois

Ritchie is heading to the Sterling Sperm Bank tonight

by Mustache Riders October 4, 2019

Piggy Sperm Bank

A piggy bank with a round hole in the back end.

I got a piggy sperm bank so I can save up for when I want kids.

by TheForbes April 10, 2011

Redneck Sperm Bank

The act of jizzing in the family pool and getting multiple girls pregnant....

Grandmom: how did you get knocked up again??

Mom: I went swimming in your pool...

Son: OH FUCK

thats a redneck sperm bank...

by dirty dicks July 8, 2011