Speertard

A retard who always plays as Speer's germany in the HOI4 mod TNO (The New Order)

Bro you're such a speertard

by MeNotStreamsnip April 7, 2021

speeter

the spattering of pee, esp. off a solid surface such as the back of a porcelain urinal

He sauntered nonchalantly from the mens room, casually holding a glass of beer in front of his crotch to conceal the fact that he had speetered all over his khakis.

by Mars Redwyne April 12, 2007

Spearette

A Gaylord with no friends. Nobody likes him. Tries hard to be funny but is really probably a pimple face loser who is middle aged irl.

Oh motherfucker it’s a gay loser called Spearette GET OUT

by MR MENTALITY March 31, 2019

spermton

Spamton in the form of a sperm cell, one of the strongest entities we have ever seen. He must be stopped.

"Oh shit it's Spermton"
"He's gonna enter Eggil oh shit"

by Nikkettr December 22, 2022

egg-spert

A knowledgeable chef who knows how to cook eggs multiple ways.

A food expert who knows all the facts and details about eggs.

an egg-spert who knows what tastes great with eggs (ex. sauces, meat to mix in, fruit, etc. )

by PP_D October 24, 2011

speeth

The act of placing two fingers if not three in the anus, and rapidly moving them in a thrusting motion towards the prostate. Also during this action, the person says these words: "Oh,, I can't hide these feelings anymore!"

Dude, were you just speething yourself!?

by Dave Knapp January 24, 2003

Spert

A shorter version of expert.

Snerdette: Who shot first, Han or Greedo?
Snerd: You tell me. You're the Star Wars spert.

by Snerd August 12, 2006