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Speedy Gonzales

"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez
SPEEDY GONZALES: "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos ahora, muchachos y gauchos."

"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia
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Only like the fastest mouse in all "El Mundo" ARRIBA!!!
Man I wish I was as fast as Speedy G.

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I'll bet a hundred bucks that Speedy Gonzales will run circles around that gayass hedgehog simply by eating one habanero pepper. And besides, anyone who eats that shit will definitely run faster than sonic.
By the time Sonic the Hedgehog was halfway through the race, he saw Speedy Gonzales already sipping beer with the hot chicks at the finish line.

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$30 says that this guy can run faster than Sonic the Hedgehog.
Aribaa! Aribaa! Handere!
speedy gonzales by Toad July 29, 2003

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I'll bet a grand.
speedy gonzales by lol August 20, 2003

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The one who is faster then Sonic and who some wackos get offended by because of some sterio-type whinningness
if youre offended about how Speedy represents people from mexico GET A LIFE!!!!
speedy gonzales by Anonymous September 9, 2003

Speedy Gonzales

When you finger your girl's pussy as fast as you can while shouting Spanish words that mean "excitement" or "go."
She said she was getting bored of the same acts all the time so I suggested that we tried the Speedy Gonzales
Speedy Gonzales by Ultimeatum October 16, 2020