speedwagen

An unstoppable project with machinery to match.

Speedwagen will be the fastest car in its class at Bonneville.

by spindelturner February 14, 2008

Speedran

Not to be confused with Speedrun, “Speedran” is a term commonly being used in a wide range of competitive multiplayer games to boast about killing or winning against someone. It is particularly used when defeating an opponent in a fast manor.

“I just speedran that kid, he’s ass dude...”

by Muzzatron August 29, 2021

Speedwagen

A vehicle that is built for speed

The Speedwagen is going to set a land speed record

by Garry King January 12, 2009

Speed Rape

To be raped metaphorically or otherwise at extreme speeds.

"So what happened"
"Well officer , it was over so quickly"
"Yeah , we get that alot"
"No I mean I was speed raped. It was over in about 5 seconds"

"Oh Em Gee!"

by superlolocaust2 February 23, 2010

Speedwagen

A Hot Rod built for the purpose of running at high speed

That Speedwagen is a record breaker on the salt flats

by Speedwagen Wrench February 13, 2008

Speedfap

A speedfap is when you're viewing porn and all of a sudden you get that on-screen warning message to plug in your laptop battery. You gotta finish in time. Beat the clock.

Oh noes battery is at 5%. Time to speedfap!

by clowndicks March 27, 2012

Speediate

A Professional Call of Duty player, and twitch streamer. Currently plays for Indy Oni in the EWS (Esports World Series) and fries every player he encounters. Also, a little bit dumb.

"Hey man, you ever play Speediate in ranked play?"
"Yeah man, he deleted me before I could even react...I'm pretty sure he's god"

by ScumperJumperrr April 5, 2023