senior speeches

1.n. The once-monthly assembly where departing seniors pass on their "wisdom" to younger students, i.e., spew bullshit for 30 free lunch sign-outs. Occasionaly, someone decides to be funny or rebelious, but usually ends up looking stupid. See also the extremely rare, "HomoSeniorous Speechus," given only when the school is in the theroes of homophobia.

"Shit, it's senior speeches today, and I left my pillow at home."
or
"Damn, you see that senior speech today? Yeah, that kid Ravi wont shut his damn mouth."

by DeFranco March 14, 2004

Speecher

A person who gives a speech

Ellen, a speecher, bases most of her speeches on teen-hood parenting.

by Stephanie Hauser October 29, 2008

speiched

To fuck up ones life and the lives of everyone around you. Usually involves loss of money, loss of social status, shame to yourself and shame to your family.

origin of the word: when personnel at a certain base in Iraq decide to put all morals aside and have sex with anyone and everyone, totally disregarding current family status in the states. once the person gets caught they get fucked by the regulations or "speiched" by the regulations.

Sean:"That married chick just got the train run on her by two fire fighters, that bitch is about to get speiched."

Brittany: "He kissed me cause I was sad, I didnt know he was married, one thing led to another, and I had my first anal."

Colin: "Whatever whore you are both about to get speiched."

by boo-thang April 10, 2010

speached

a form of female ejaculation

I was going down on that bitch so hard, she just speached all over my face.

by suzannesugarbaker November 19, 2014

speechering

1. A fraud and or liar.

My friend was literally "speechering" to me

by sterSP November 13, 2021

Speechers

A group of people who talk a whole lot of bullshit.

"Katie and her friends became speechers when they mentioned the size."

by A Knight of Shovels November 17, 2025