Spatulatory Rape

the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent

OR

to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons

Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.

Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .

OR

Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?

Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.

by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010

Allentown Spatula

(Noun) While between the temperatures of 80 degrees fahrenheit and 91 degrees, one man defecates on a rusty spatula and gently lowers it into a wok for stir frying (counter clockwise) while the wok is set on high. The man then waits for the feces to set ablaze and reloads it onto the sullied spatula. Finally, the man hurls the still molten fecal matter off of the highest level of the PPL building onto passing pedestrians between the hours of five o'clock PM and seven thirty PM on every second Thursday and fourth Monday of the month. Repeat five times .

Did you get another haircut?
Nah, man. I got hit by an Allentown Spatula.

by MCedeno October 28, 2010

Crap on a Spatula

a beautiful phrase spoken by Leslie Knope in the NBC comedy Parks and Recreation that is used in times of trouble

Ron: Leslie, You haven't finished your paperwork.
Leslie: Crap on a spatula!

by JulesRose16 January 15, 2015

Las Vegas Spatula

Use your dick and wedge it between your partner's butt cheeks. Make room for an egg, place the egg in his/her butt hole. Have him/her crack the egg w/ their ass cheeks, scramble the egg around with your dick.

Jimmy woke up one sunday morning craving a Las Vegas Spatula. Luckily your Mom was right there with a carton of eggs. :)

by Cara Lewin November 9, 2006

Sexual Spatula

A term for a person who is able to "flip" or change another person's sexual orientation.

Elias: Paulina dated Max last year. But as soon as they broke up, Max started dating a guy!
Ephraim: Say whaat? I thought Max was straight!
Elias: He used to be, but now he is gay. That's what you get for hooking up with a sexual spatula.

by Mr. Bubonic October 22, 2009

spatuless

when you wake up to make yourself some scrumptious early morning morsel to break your fast, and after some preparation are befuddled to find that you are without spatula! THE GODS BE DAMNED!!!

Broskie-Broheim: Bro, you tryna cook some eggs right quick up in thiis bitch?
Daniel Ibronez: Nah bro, we spatuless as a motherfucker

by wulfroyce January 6, 2011

spatulatin

1.The act of hitting an ugly ass bitch in the face with a spatula.

2. See spatulating.

1. That chick is so ugly she needs some severe spatulatin' done to her...shit.

by Enron January 3, 2005