spatially challenged

someone who is not aware of the space and other objects around them, to the point that they are constantly walking into things, tripping, knocking things over

Bill: Did Laura just turn around and walk into that wall?
Anne: ya, she is spatially challenged

by spfe August 2, 2011

spainal

When you go on holiday and get bent over and arse fucked by the locals. Especially if it hurts.

Waaah! I can't sit down because Huan and Carlos and Manuel and Miguel (and even thier sister Maria somehow) gave me Spainal last night.

by PeterPicklePenis June 26, 2008

spatical

Being of ninja like reflexes.
so fast, it breaks the speed of radical and spatial movement

did you see him playing tetris, he moved so spatical I couldn't keep up.

by nikko roflio July 18, 2009

spatial logic

Logic for people who don't like logic. Kind of like computer logic, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.

I do spatial logic puzzles so I have no friends.

by C. Frey July 12, 2006

[spatial] [dyslexia]

a condition often attributed to but not always caused by lack of sleep, in which the sufferer misplaces objects by substituting one item with another unconsciously, due to a short attention span and/or attempting too many tasks at once, resulting in confusion, consternation and at times deprivation until the item is found.

Throwing the full packet of cigarettes into the trash instead of the empty lighter you were intending to discard is a good example of spatial dyslexia.

by residenthedonist June 27, 2009

spatial moron

Someone that does not notice the space he/she takes in a crowded area.

"That guy walks around with his 4-feet long umbrella, waving it like a sword. He's a real spatial moron."

"Look at the spatial moron, who just stopped right at the bottom of a mechanical stairway to unfold the handle from his attache-case. Everyone behing him is piling up!"

by cbfaucher October 13, 2011

Spatialrend

Anal sex done in space, where you tear your partner's asshole, thus creating a rend, in space.

Jim: Did you hear about those astronauts that got back from the moon?
Jerry: Yeah, I heard one gave the other a spatialrend.
Jim: His asshole must be totally ruined for life

by Zorro tho April 19, 2017