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spasm

total wreck the head whom you dislike a large amount :
person 1: yeah well i dont think its any of your business if i pretend to have an eating problem to get attention and i steal other peoples love interests.

person 2: you spasm. go away.
by ThatCatzGirl January 18, 2009
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spasm

Spam advertising images that appear on web sites and undergo jittery motions in order to catch one's attention.
Man, I can't make it out for all the freekin' spasm on my screen!
by Jay Hoffman November 3, 2008
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Spasm

When an old geezer dances. It isn't lethal, but it results in embarrassment and overstimulation.
The man decided to spasm when we went to the night club.
by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019
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Spasm

I awoke to a spasm this morning, it was very surprising
by Waffle Maker 3000 March 5, 2020
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Spasm

A spewing orgasm. Women who are capable of achieving this feat tend to hide this from their boyfriend until they get the chance to blow a load all over his face in retaliation for all of the clogged nostrils and sticky hair women have had to endure throughout the centuries.
She ripped a sick spasm all over my face homes. Word up
by FlippyNips89 August 5, 2020
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spasm chasm

vagina - common in low grade pornographic literature in the 1970
"I rammed my thrusting love muscle deep into her spasm chasm"
by Spycho August 4, 2003
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spasm ninja

Something you say when you've taken too many hallucinagins and intend to say something else, but unfortunately you have word salad.
Did I want some, ahh, spasm ninja.? Cam it onething.
by VICERN January 15, 2014
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