by Steve December 04, 2004
"Damn, your such a sparkler!"
by thats what your face said! January 22, 2010
That other definition is a pile of flaming crap in a bag because honestly, what fag carries glitter around with him. A true sparkler is as follows. You are boning a small flexible chick. You lie on your back while she bends both legs behind her head. You place her on top of you with the *ahem key in the lock, and proceed to spin her. Be careful though not to screw up and damage the erectile tissue of your penis.
Ardy- Dude, I gave my ho a sparkler.
Poot- Shiiiiiit man. How was it.
Ardy- It was wild at first, but now I have erectile disfunction.
Poot- That's rough yo.
Poot- Shiiiiiit man. How was it.
Ardy- It was wild at first, but now I have erectile disfunction.
Poot- That's rough yo.
by Schpappy party of 3 April 11, 2006
another word for a "Gay-Homo-lesbo"!!!!!
by hellokittypal May 31, 2007
A noun that is used to illustrate the desirability of a woman's vagina. If she is said to be "adorned with sparklers", then you know that she's amazing in bed.
by i<3bcbud April 19, 2008
When your partner performs oral sex on you whilst having pop-rocks in their mouth, creating a tingling sensation which can be quite pleasurable.
Me: Bro, this chick gave me a Houston Sparkler last night.
Bro: Shit, I just got a regular BJ.
Me: Rough, bro.
Bro: Shit, I just got a regular BJ.
Me: Rough, bro.
by da howla January 25, 2011
The act of a man climaxing on his back with his penis pointing straight in the air so that his ejaculate looks like a Cinco de Mayo fireworks display
by Irish Jack December 27, 2014