Sparkler

You jerk off with hand sanitizer, and as you’re about to cum you light your dick on fire

Bro 1:you have a lighter?
Bro 2: for what?
Bro 1: I’mna have a sparkler
Bro 2: Oh ok then
Bro 1: Happy 4th of July

by Vinegar Doppio (definitely not December 9, 2019

sparkler

That other definition is a pile of flaming crap in a bag because honestly, what fag carries glitter around with him. A true sparkler is as follows. You are boning a small flexible chick. You lie on your back while she bends both legs behind her head. You place her on top of you with the *ahem key in the lock, and proceed to spin her. Be careful though not to screw up and damage the erectile tissue of your penis.

Ardy- Dude, I gave my ho a sparkler.
Poot- Shiiiiiit man. How was it.
Ardy- It was wild at first, but now I have erectile disfunction.
Poot- That's rough yo.

by Schpappy party of 3 April 26, 2006

sparkler

another word for a "Gay-Homo-lesbo"!!!!!

"that girl was checkin out my ass....what a fuckin sparkler"

by hellokittypal June 19, 2007

Sparkler

A boy under the age of ten who is bi curious and then finalizes his belief into being gay over the age of 10. Hence he is a sparkler then turns into a flamer.

"Timmy said he thought about kissing tommy, what a sparkler."

by Jawen July 8, 2014

Sparkler

When a blunt is smoked out of a grav bong

Yo, im finna get lit. Lets light a sparkler

by Turnher July 12, 2018

sparkler

When a girl often gets sexually aroused enough for vaginal self-lubrication to occur (getting wet) where the genital area and corresponding thighs then give off a glistening or sparkling appearance with a possibility of mild ejection.

"Bro there was this one chick I slept with, and before I even laid pipe I had to make sure I had my Ray-Bans on because damn she was a sparkler."

by DirtyDan8 July 5, 2020

Sparkler

When you fist a chick and flutter your fingers.

I gave that loose ho a full sparkler, and she still didn't cum.

by BoomerBoom April 14, 2022