sharded

When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead

Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

Spaded

Being totally sh*t faced
Being SRH'd the F*ck out. Hence the <> spade.

Or also used as in faded off spice.

Bro you see all that SRH shit he had on, straight up spaded.

Smoked some bowls and killed some brass monkey man we were spaded.

Damn that spice was bomb, got me spaded

by 51505150 June 11, 2010

spaded

Being high and drunk at the same time.

damn i got so spaded at the party last night

by shabo June 7, 2007

Britney Spared

Noun- threatening to kill someone ...one more time, but shaving their head instead, sparing their life.

Yes James, she tried to kill me, but Britney Spared my life.

by kyleighrilynn January 24, 2019

Spaded

Word used when you have been hit with depression after a tragic event as though a normal spade is black with an upside-down heart shape also used as a symbol of Darkness. It can cause a not giving a shit feeling about anything and having the act of a Lone wolf and unable to open up to people.

Derek: What's wrong Robert, you haven't been as happy as before.
Robert: I'm spaded by what happened yesterday

by Lovinix November 1, 2019

Sharded

How fucking retarded people say "sharted" which is a mixture of the words shit and fart. The people who say sharded are just the kinds of people who say "libery" and "amblance".

Retard: "Yo that dude just totally sharded!"

Person who understands how words work: "You mean 'sharted'?"

by babykiller111 November 15, 2010

Spaded

When a girl picks you up at your crib. You get head and then never talk to them again.

Damn ma you really got spaded

by Relend March 31, 2020