socktarded

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.

One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."

by jpg3 November 25, 2011

Sackwards

All things facing the scrotum. Point of origin. A direction that contains the polar perspective of the scrotum or "sack". The act of facing toward one's balls.

Tina has her face near Trey's crotch. She must be facing sackwards. When we drive towards that set of balls we are going sackwards.

by Trey W. Wilson March 21, 2007

spagtard

someone who isn't retarded but acts like one.

stop acting like a spagtard

by mike444444 August 28, 2009

spamtard

spammer + retard = spamtard.

dude don't be such a spamtard; at least make coherant spam

by Soy December 1, 2003

Spackward

Spasmodically backwards

Does dumb shit with fire
Bottom of the class
A complete backward spacker

Stop it you spackward fuckmonger

by Tiggs31 January 2, 2011

sicktard

sicktard-anytime something is just a little bit too good for just sick, sicktard.

did you see tina blow all those guys that was sicktard.

by tino carvavan January 10, 2012

Spackadilliac

A bad type of woman: ugly, stupid, mean, etc.

That mean lady is a spackadilliac

by Big Daddy Bisquick September 10, 2006