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sackmonkey

a person with low intelligence that acts hyper in any situation. and doesnt realize they are doing it
you are such a sackmonkey
by snoopman May 2, 2009
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spammonkey

a monkey made of SPAM. form the latin orgin spammonkeyikias. aka, monkey of SPAM. Best halo name ever!!!!!
did you see that SPAMmonkey streak through tampalantis?????
by Austin T Landberg August 19, 2006
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Space monkey

A song by Placebo, track 4 on the album "Meds."
Space monkey in the place to be...

We're sewn together
She's born to mesmer
Beside, astride her
I'd die inside her
It's far too sacred
Don't ever fake it
And don't
Don't
Don't let me down
Like you let me down before
by subxavier May 21, 2006
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spassmonkey

spass (german for "fun")
monkey (english for "monkey")

spassmonkey is a well-known web celebrity who can often found swinging around the web, eating bananas.

he is also the spiritual leader of 'the children of hanuman' monkey cult.
hey, it's spassmonkey! that little critter is kinda crazy.
by jimbob April 23, 2004
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Space Monkey

A game played by boys and girls ages 10-20 who can't manage to get their hands on any weed. Choking yourself causes lack of oxygen to the brain and can cause oneself to lose consciousness or die. Kids think that it makes them feel high, while really it just destroy's their brain.
"John choked Billy to death while they were playing space monkey"
"Damn, someone should've given them some pot.
by Occult Aura December 28, 2009
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smackmonkey

Similar to the willy wrench, the main difference being that the woman thinks that smacking the penis during masturbation gives men a greater thrill. Wise up ladies...it does NOTHING for stimulation.
"It was going fine until she smackmonkeyed my cock like it had tried to bite her"
by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005
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non-duality space monkey

A person who takes the non-duality Advaita Hindu teachings too far. This person is kind of spacy and thinks that everything is okay even though people are being killed all over the world, or they don’t have compassion because they think the people deserve it for some reason because of karma. While that may be true or not true, we should all still have compassion for those who are suffering. Non-duality space monkeys are out to lunch on the compassion ticket.
Compassionate person: Dude, doesn't it make you sad that so many people are suffering in the world?
Non-duality space monkey: No, that's just the way it goes.
Compassionate person: That's messed up, don't you care?
Non-duality space monkey: Well there is no such thing as an individual anyway, so their suffering isn't even real.
Compassionate person: Wow, you are a serious space monkey. Dare I say it, a non-duality space monkey.
Non-duality space monkey: Yeah, I know.
by Christine Breese April 14, 2008
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