basically a white tory private school girls that roams around central london in a juicy tracksuit, northface puffer and dirty airforces
Elizabeth is such a southbank girl
Elizabeth: rah wheres my baccy
Laurentia: alexa play dem boi pagan
Georgina: that’s a dutty tune
Elizabeth: rah wheres my baccy
Laurentia: alexa play dem boi pagan
Georgina: that’s a dutty tune
by v4mpire:3 April 6, 2021
Get the southbank girl mug."A small, academically gifted school im Chorley" summed up by Southlands.
Non-Southlands pupils would agree that the school is not only the least intelligent school in the UK, however are more surprised Channel 4 hasn't created an 'Educating Southlands'. Not only is the school extremely academically gifted yet it also is a complete drug-free zone. Mainly due to the fact that at Southlands you can't get free drugs, you'll have to pay. Most schools have laptops, desktops or whiteboards for students, however at Southlands they are given tablets (LSD no actual electrical item).
Not only is it Jeremy Kyle worthy however it also has managed to break the record for most year 6s losing their virginity on taster day
Non-Southlands pupils would agree that the school is not only the least intelligent school in the UK, however are more surprised Channel 4 hasn't created an 'Educating Southlands'. Not only is the school extremely academically gifted yet it also is a complete drug-free zone. Mainly due to the fact that at Southlands you can't get free drugs, you'll have to pay. Most schools have laptops, desktops or whiteboards for students, however at Southlands they are given tablets (LSD no actual electrical item).
Not only is it Jeremy Kyle worthy however it also has managed to break the record for most year 6s losing their virginity on taster day
"Southlands is an amazing school"
Said someguy
"Are you fucking off your tits again mate?"
Said everyone else in Chorley
Said someguy
"Are you fucking off your tits again mate?"
Said everyone else in Chorley
by TheCoppullCaveman October 7, 2017
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Recently I read a definition about the town I grew up in. I didn't know whether to laugh or get pissed so I'll just write this. Southlake was once four communities. Lonesome Dove, Whites Chapel, Jellico, and Union Church were separate small unincorporated communities of pioneers from the early 1840's until 1956 - four years after Grapevine Lake was completed. The town was named for its geographical location to the man-made Grapevine Lake: and man called it Southlake - and it was good. There is a Northlake, Texas also. It is in Denton County, North of Flower Mound, West of Argyle and is served by Northwest ISD. Southlake Carroll schools are great. In the last 5 school years there has only been one drop out. People move from elsewhere to join our football team (jeopardizing our chance at a title), but we still do well. Yes, we are wealthy. Most of us are "New Money". There are some "Old Money" families, but not many. Yes, the Jonas Brothers do have a house in Westlake - a town of about 400 people, served by Carroll Schools and mostly considered a neighborhood of Southlake. Some of the guys are d-bags, but most of them aren't. There are a lot of "Southlake Moms" who have never worked a day in their lives yet still cannot cook, but there are also a lot of Working Moms also. "Southlake Girls" can be coke whores and sluts, but a lot of them are really smart and genuine. In reality, Southlake is diverse in its own right and has been the home of many successful people.
I love bashing Southlake and all of it's residents even though I know next to nothing about the town.
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Get the Southlake High School mug.1.) A seaside town in South East England, home of the largest pier in the World (despite Brighton's pitiful attempts to burn it down, jealous bastards.)
2.) Where the Londoners from 'Eastenders' go on holiday.. Often pronounced "Sah-fend"
3.) Living hell.
2.) Where the Londoners from 'Eastenders' go on holiday.. Often pronounced "Sah-fend"
3.) Living hell.
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by Chenggissss Kahn March 11, 2008
Get the Stoutland mug.Rich white girls that think being orange is attractive. Southlake girls will most likely say the n word while recording it and post it on Twitter
Well you see I would go out, but there are too many Southlake girls that I would confuse for Oompa Loompas
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