a stupid skinny bastard who weres a stupid smerf hat and holds grudges for peaple who take it. he really gay and should be shot in the face a million times.
by zach todd April 11, 2003
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Sørensen is a quite common, Scandinavian last name, but if you know a Sørensen, you are a lucky fella. They are an absolutely hilarious mankind, mostly good looking with a tall, perfectly skinny body. The Sørensen of your friends will be the one to go to if you’re sad, in the need of any advice on how to accomplish anything in life or if you’re just simply in the need of a laughter. They are also exeptionally smart, with the answers on almost everything that you must wonder. If you’re in for a party, Sørensen is not hard to convince and will be a guarantee for good vibes in a setting where drama often occurs. Sørensen will put a shadow over the madness of your festivities! On the less positive side, Sørensens are not especially good with the opposite gender, but patience is a key word in their unusually wide vocabulary.
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“Dude, last night I pulled a total The Sorenson—mid-thrust, I gashed my shin on the nightstand, ended up with 8 stitches at the ER, and now all I can do is ramble about how rainy it’s been outside to avoid talking about it.”
by Upper left Nordic March 4, 2026
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