Stonker

When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.

Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’

I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress

I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.

by Muckyfingers82 June 3, 2022

Hook, line and sinker

A phrase stated after something/someone has been easily fooled or lured in. It has its roots in fishing lingo, referring to a fish having fallen for the bait easily; swallowing the hook, the fishing line, and the sinker along with it.

I jus' put out a sign this mornin' readin', 'BABY HOGGS 4 SALE CHEEP. CAWT WILD YESTIDDY'. Boy, I ain't neva' seen so many folks come runnin' to the ranch! Leetle did they know I breed them hawgs muhself. Tee hee! Hook, line and sinker! Haw haw!

by phurtive July 2, 2011

Soner

a Turkish first name, meaning Last Hero or Last Soldier.

Soner is a perfect boy

by Jackie1983 February 27, 2017

Sonke

A Sonke is an amazing, mysterious person. He is clever and wise but rarely lacks control to not say something hurtful. Nevertheless, if he has his eye on you, he'll always love you. He can be emotional at times but is very caring and willing to be supportive at any moment. Sexy and known by many, a Sonke is a keeper, as he is thoroughly loyal to all his friends. Do not piss him off or hurt him, wrath is a given if so.

Person 1 "Who is he?"
Person 2 "He is a Sonke, also lady charmer"
Person 1 "I need a Sonke"

by Luciousmeisie January 6, 2014

sonder

the realization that each passerby is living a life as complex as your own.

origin: unknown

"i often sonder about the strangers walking past the coffee shop"

by aImondmiIk June 20, 2019

Panty Soaker

A man who, by his appearance alone, will cause a woman to want to have sex with him. A true panty soaker knows he is a panty soaker and treats women accordingly - meaning since they are aquired cheaply they have little or no value and can be easily discarded.

Steve is a real panty soaker. Women are attracted to him like moths to a flame.

by Bob the Panty Soaker April 14, 2009

sinker jenkem

Low grade jenkem. Jenkem conconced from sinking turds.

I can't believe I bought a batch of sinker jenkem. I'm going back to that retirement home and shooting the janitor that sold it to me.

by big cu December 12, 2007