Sorostitute

A member of a sorority, usually from Long Island or Westchester County (or Bethesda, or Fairfax, or....) who drives a big SUV, talks loudly on her cell phone all the time about the stupidest things, wears sex pants (which come off ever Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights at (add greek letters) fraternity. Shouldn't really be in college.

I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when a sorostitute in her land rover pulled out of her sorority house and hit me because she was talking on her cell phone, on the way back to Long Island.

by Scott September 27, 2003

sorostitute

A female member of the Greek college system (a Sorority) who "is friendly" with males, especially Fraternity members and pizza deliverers. Usually talks very loudly, wears "revealing" clothing, and is almost always a borderline alcoholic. Sorostitution is prevalent among college freshmen.

"The sorostitute is still on her nightly rounds at the first fraternity on the street; I doubt she will be joining us for dinner tonight, Jebediah."

by La-la January 28, 2003

Songstipated

The occurrence of one getting a song involuntarily stuck in their head much in the same way that one, at times, has an unwieldy turd lodged in their anal cavity.

Person 1: “Bro, could you please stop humming Baby Shark?”

Person 2: “Bro, I can’t. I would, bro, but I’m songstipated.”

by Wordzard February 13, 2023

Sorostitute

All you need is Daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect.

Courtney's been out showing off her new BMW and driving frat-tastic guys back to their houses in it and sleeping with them. She's such a sorostitute!

by auditiger May 6, 2009

sorostitute

Member of a whorority. Sorority member of "loose morals".

A sorostitute lives in a whorority house.

by G. Sherman June 10, 2006

sorostitute

A sorority girl who gives it up quite easy; a sorority slut

Oh my god he's with her, she's a total sorostitute

by Ktsue September 21, 2005

Sorostitute Combover

A Sorostitute Combover is when a girl takes a large portion of her bangs and sweeps them over to one side of her head to the point where it covers most of her forehead in an unnatural way. This can be found on most college campuses where there is Greek life. A lot of girls do this to hide their large forehead.

ex 1) Dave: "Dude! I thought Lauren was hot until I realized she had a Sorostitute Combover."

Steve: "Yeah man! It's to cover up her forehead!"

ex 2) She could be hot except, she has a Sorostitute Combover

by UNCsenior April 20, 2009