Shmoplife

The lifestyle of living everyday like a saturday night ; a philosophy and a rare energy only found in the Bay Area Shmop

Cant wait to get to this Shmoplife party.

by EBO September 29, 2014

somnophilia

somnophilia: the sleeping princess syndrome, a paraphilia of the marauding/predatory type in which erotic arousal and facilitation or attainment of orgasm are responsive to and contingent on intruding on and awakening a sleeping stranger with erotic caresses, including oral sex, not involving force or violence from Latin, somnus, sleep + -philia). There is no technical term for the reciprocal paraphilic condition of being the recipient, which occurs more readily in fantasy than in actuality. See also sleeping princess (or prince) syndrome; (adjective, somnophilic): the condition in which a person is dependent on intruding upon and fondling a partner who is a stranger asleep, or fantasizing doing so, in order to obtain erotic arousal and facilitate or achieve orgasm.

spermatorrhea

melin is suffering from somnophilia

by chimeremeze a. uwalaka September 5, 2006

SOMAP

An acronym standing for "semi-offensive minor-attracted person". This term falls under the MAP or Minor Attracted Person umbrella, a nicer way of saying that someone is a pedophile of any sort. The term was coined by tumblr user pinkpetal-pedo to define a MAP who will only have sexual or romantic contact with children if the child insists that they should and consents. However, since children cannot legally consent, the people who define themselves with this term are still rapists and should be in jail.

1: "As a SOMAP, my relationship with a 12-year-old is okay because they wish to have sex with me!"
2: "A SOMAP is still an offending pedophile, bud. Children can't consent."

by accABANDONED July 1, 2018

somepin

slang for "Something"
as used in stienbeck's grapes of wrath

"Boy, I tell you somepin..."
OR
"...well, we gotta do <i>somepin</i>..."

by Andy February 7, 2005

SMOP

Small matter of programming or Simple matter of programming -- your problem is not solved by existing software, but you should be able to write software to solve the problem yourself.

Sometimes used humorously to describe a hard problem that the speaker pretends is easy.

Q: How do I get my computer to respond to speech commands?
A: Pull the sound off the sound card via /dev/audio and the rest is a SMOP. :-)

by Chris Dolan October 15, 2007

Shmop

To travel in public with friends while doin some hoodrat shit.
Derived from the HBK gang
Often associated with those in California and the Shmop Boys of the HBK gang.
One level greater than mobbin'
Can also be used as an adjective to describe stuff.

Hey man, wanna shmop it Mc D's.
Bruh, I think I just saw your squad shmoppin it without you.

by Localuc October 20, 2014

smoopid

A combination of smart and stupid

I guess going down that sewer pipe was smoopid

by rossscottisbeast March 28, 2011