SMOP 

Small matter of programming or Simple matter of programming -- your problem is not solved by existing software, but you should be able to write software to solve the problem yourself.

Sometimes used humorously to describe a hard problem that the speaker pretends is easy.

Q: How do I get my computer to respond to speech commands?
A: Pull the sound off the sound card via /dev/audio and the rest is a SMOP. :-)

SMOP by Chris Dolan October 15, 2007

smop 

meaning sweet mother of pearl

ohh smop, do i have to do everything by myself?!

smop by tinasaur! June 30, 2009

smop 

combination of sweep and mop, it's an attempt to pick up all of the dirt on the floor with just the mop to skip the step of sweeping.

Manager:Are you going to clean the floor soon?
Employee:I'll make it quick and smop it up.
Manager:It better not look like crap!

smop by constromlie December 9, 2008

smop 

verb, to suck one's one phallus

etymology: derived from the phrase "sucking my own penis," smopping describes the act of self-fellatio in males

person 1: What are you doing in there? Are you masturbating?
person 2: No, I'm smopping! Sucking my own penis.

smop by Smop December 11, 2005

Smop 

A new software development service that allows companies to post development tasks that they would like to get done to a network of coders. One of the newer players in the gig economy market. Found at the website: smop.io.

Alex: I have been working on coding this thing for hours and I haven't made any progress...
Parth: What're you stupid? Why don't you Smop it?

Smop by SmopDude November 20, 2018

SMOP 

Sexy Make-Out Party

Hey boo, wanna smop by the second floor vending machine after indian club?

SMOP by Jabbey May 19, 2011

Smop 

Issa dickride. Hop off thy dick

Smop off me Austin you're ugly as shit.

Smop by Lonzo Ball May 8, 2017