Sommelierge is a mashup of sommelier and concierge. A sommelier is French for butler, and means wine Stewart. Today it means a trained knowledgeable wine professional, often working in restaurants, with expertise in wine theory, wine service, and wine tasting. A concierge is an upscale assistant and a knowledgeable professional with insights into and behind the scenes access to the local scene. Often working for a hotel, a concierge can find hard to get tickets to events and the teatre, and make reservations for a guest at hard to book restaurants among many other personal, or private assistant services. for international, regional and local travelers. A Sommelierge is the combination of these two professions, a trained wine professional who knows wine theory, wine history, wine ownership and an insiders guide into the power plays in the background. The sommelierge can and will provide private experiences that cannot be found on a wine list or a dinner menu, even brining wine industry players together to create a private adventures for their clients around food, hotel, travel and of course, at the center, wine.
My daughter wanted to be married in the wine country, but wanted something unique. Instead of calling Robert Mondavi, we used a sommelierge who created a once in a lifetime event. We even went to Sonoma three months earlier to stomp the grapes ourselves, for the wine served at the nuptials. Talk about putting your foot in our mouth. We had to swear secrecy about the venue and the singer who performed 6 songs. All I can hint about who he was, "...his imperfections were perfect.".
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I'm going to ask the Sommaltier if I should choose the Colt or the Maddog as a compliement to my beef jerky.
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It’s similar to SOMF but much more forward and aggressive and the Sitting motion should not be gentle AT ALL if the extra “M” and “F” are in play. In fact the person sitting on the face should try to K.O. The person below for using SOMMFF instead of SOMF
ADDITIONAL RULES:
If “SOMMFF” is ever used then the person it was said to has the right to put their whole butt on the face of the person that said it at any time for the rest of their natural lives.
The Person “SOMMFF” was said to has the right to commandeer the vehicle of the person that said it once a day granted that prior to the exchanging of the Drivers seat and/or keys they sit on the Face of the person that initially said “SOMMFF” for 30 seconds timed.
Lastly, The person that said “SOMMFF” must buy the person they said it to food once a day if they request it. The person “SOMMFF” was said to can choose the location and the food but it must be priced at 6:50 or less. The person that said “SOMMFF” may choose wether the food is ordered for there or to go. For this rule to take effect (NOT OPTIONAL) The person “SOMMFF” was said to must sit on the persons who said it’s face for the entire time while they eat while only giving them short breaks for air.
SOMMFF is an ancient set of Karma Binding laws designed to make a bitch out of anyone dumb enough to use it
It’s similar to SOMF but much more forward and aggressive and the Sitting motion should not be gentle AT ALL if the extra “M” and “F” are in play. In fact the person sitting on the face should try to K.O. The person below for using SOMMFF instead of SOMF
ADDITIONAL RULES:
If “SOMMFF” is ever used then the person it was said to has the right to put their whole butt on the face of the person that said it at any time for the rest of their natural lives.
The Person “SOMMFF” was said to has the right to commandeer the vehicle of the person that said it once a day granted that prior to the exchanging of the Drivers seat and/or keys they sit on the Face of the person that initially said “SOMMFF” for 30 seconds timed.
Lastly, The person that said “SOMMFF” must buy the person they said it to food once a day if they request it. The person “SOMMFF” was said to can choose the location and the food but it must be priced at 6:50 or less. The person that said “SOMMFF” may choose wether the food is ordered for there or to go. For this rule to take effect (NOT OPTIONAL) The person “SOMMFF” was said to must sit on the persons who said it’s face for the entire time while they eat while only giving them short breaks for air.
SOMMFF is an ancient set of Karma Binding laws designed to make a bitch out of anyone dumb enough to use it
Her: Hey Daddy 😜 what do you want to do tonight?
Him: SOMMFF
Her: *Sits On his face til he passes out then finds his keys and wallet and takes his car to McDonalds after loading him in the trunk or after sticking his head up through the back of the driver seat so she can keep sitting on that face while she drives*
Him: *Muffled Screams*
*****^^^This is a Prime Example^^^*****
Him: SOMMFF
Her: *Sits On his face til he passes out then finds his keys and wallet and takes his car to McDonalds after loading him in the trunk or after sticking his head up through the back of the driver seat so she can keep sitting on that face while she drives*
Him: *Muffled Screams*
*****^^^This is a Prime Example^^^*****
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1) Person from the realm of Sommerlund;
2) of or pertaining to the realm of Sommerlund or its people;
3) member of a specific ethno-linguistic group from whom the people of Sommerlund are descended.
2) of or pertaining to the realm of Sommerlund or its people;
3) member of a specific ethno-linguistic group from whom the people of Sommerlund are descended.
It's another Lone Wolf word.
1) Lone Wolf is a Sommlending.
2) The Durenese ambassador presented a petition to the Sommlending King.
3) The Sommlending originally came from the Dazhiarn Plane before settling in what is now Sommerlund (but was then Darklord territory).
1) Lone Wolf is a Sommlending.
2) The Durenese ambassador presented a petition to the Sommlending King.
3) The Sommlending originally came from the Dazhiarn Plane before settling in what is now Sommerlund (but was then Darklord territory).
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