Somb

Acronym for 'sitting on my balcony', popularised by Drake in Future's song 'WAIT FOR U'. Sitting on your balcony refers to reflecting on past relationships and love or current girl issues

Man I'm sombing right now
I'm in a sombing state

by teddyperkins April 21, 2023

sombysow

Generally refers to subjects of the male persuasion:

A "hoser."

Someone who you dislike enough that you mustn't say their name out loud. And ironically, a way to call a friend that makes you laugh and is odd enough to warrant the title.

A deceptive, stealthy, yet lazy person.

A sleeping large pig.

That sombysow has slept with every girl around here, not to mention he owes me 20 bucks!

by thingoneandthingtwo October 27, 2011

Mumbai Sombrero

Picking up a woman, thinking she is of Mexican descent only to find out after sex that she is from India.

I picked up this chick at closing time and later, while I was asleep, she defragged my PC.
It was a total Mumbai Sombrero.

by Branden Montenegro January 27, 2013

Blue sombrero

When a bald man inserts the top of his head into the vagina of the woman from Blue Waffles.

Dude1: Yo baldy, what'd you do last night?
Dude2: Got a blue sombrero from that chick from Blue Waffles.

by asdfasdfasdf61345123005602303 June 25, 2017

Riding the Sombrero

When you drink too much.

Nicole drank so much tequila. She was riding the sombrero.

by TheOriginalDMFD May 18, 2015

sombunall

A term meaning 'Some but not all', as defined by Robert Anton Wilson in his book Quantum Psychology

Sombunall Christians are pig-headed bible thumpers.

by Fnord March 10, 2004

Sombrerbro

1. One of the most bro forms of headgear. Commonly used as a form of protection against non-chillness (or sissiness).
2. A sombrero made entirely of Natty cans, duct tape, and a sandwich made by a woman.

1. Eric: "Oh shit, brah. That cop just put his siren on! Better pull over..."
John: "Don't worry, I got this, let me put on my sombrerbro."

*cop walks up*
Cop: " Holy shit, brah! Nice sombrerbro! I'll let you guys off free this time" *Brofists*

by Technokomodo May 19, 2011