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Soggy waffle 

N. The game where the last person that jizzes on a waffle has to eat it.

Jizz waffle
We played soggy waffle yesterday.

Yesterday

Soggy Waffle Game 

Multiple gentlemen gather around a waffle (cooked). Then proceed to tug their toys. Last one to squirt on the waffle has to eat the waffle. It will be soggy at that time.
Hey guys! Want to play a round of the soggy waffle game at the adult party?

Soggy Waffle 

When you take a shit and flush but it's a clogger and you leave it for the next person to discover.
The whole house reeked when I arrived home and I soon discovered my sister left me to the duties of disposing a soggy waffle left in the toilet bowl.
Soggy Waffle by 4JJKBMKJWPÑ January 17, 2014

soggy waffle 

An item of refuse. Used mainly in terms of romance and relationships. A person who has been buttered up and then left standing alone without further indulgence. An unwanted item. A forgotten individual, no matter how delictable or delicious they may be.
He pushed me aside like a soggy waffle.

Soggy Waffle Cone 

Same event as Soggy Waffle only they jerk-off into a waffle cone and the loser has to eat it bottom up enjoying a nice hot load.
Phil just had to eat that whole Soggy Waffle Cone!
Soggy Waffle Cone by Tyler G. February 20, 2009

soggy waffle 

When you have an intense hatred for any female with a purse, and your only option is to pour any type of liquid into it.
That girl is such a bitch, someone needs to soggy waffle her.
soggy waffle by Al Cohol April 12, 2008