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A pub/rugby game where a bunch off guys wank off onto a biscuit, and the last one to cum then has to eat it. Also known as wank biscuit or (in America) ookie cookie.
Dan was usually the first one to suggest a round of Soggy Biscuit, but he always played to lose.
by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003
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a game which rules involve masturbating in a group over a biscuit (prefrebly a plain biscuit) and the first one to shoot his laod wins and the last one has to eat the biscuit!
person:hey guys fancy a game of 'soggy biscuit'?
friends:no scott ur too fast!
by scott dornan April 3, 2003
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The game in which 3 or more men stand in a circle around a cookie, cracker, or some sort of snack item and jack off. The last person to orgasm is declared the loser and has to eat the cum covered item.
by A weirdo January 16, 2009
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Also known as "Soggy SAOs" in Australia - SAOs being a generic brand of biscuit which has the consistency of a powdery brick in one's mouth.

A male masturbation game in which the first to ejaculate on the biscuit is the winner, and the loser (being the last to come on the biscuit) is forced to eat it. The SAO (or biscuit) soaks up all the raging hormones and becomes..well..soggy.
The personification of a Nudgee College boy is Soggy SAO because everyone knows what a huge bunch of fudgepackers they all are. Attractive, but definitely batting for the other team.
by Le Zoe May 5, 2005
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A classy game in which two males masturbate together and the first one to ejaculate on the biscuit wins, therefore the loser has to eat it.
Hi Jeff wanna play soggy biscuit
Yo Ben i'm feeling freaky, wanna play soggy biscuit
by MrSogMeister July 21, 2017
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1: where two males ejaculate on a biscuit, the last person to bust a nut has to eat the biscuit.

2: a biscuit dipped in liquid
1: bob had to eat my soggy biscuit, he said it tasted good
1: i dropped my biscuit in my tea, it turned into a soggy biscuit
by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017
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