Thumb in a softie

The action of inserting a flacid or semi flacid penis into ones sexual partner using a thumb or finger in an attempt to engage in coitus. The action is usually performed after the consumption of a considerable amount of alcohol and is regarded as a token effort at sexual intercourse.

"I was absolutely twatted and knew that there was no way that I could possibly perform, despite the fact that she was absolutely stunning and horny as a goat. I knew that if we didn't have sex she would be upset but I was drunk as a sailor. Therefore the only possible course of action was to thumb in a softie.

by toilet joe October 15, 2009

Softie

1. A person who is very tender-hearted when it comes to people and animals. A compassionate and gentle person, sometimes not always apparent from their rougher exterior, and yet some softies are so obvious that they become pushovers.

2. A semi-flaccid penis.

3. Bill Clinton.

"Fonzie acts like he's a leather-jacketed hooligan, but all his friends like Richie and Potsie know deep down the Fonz is really a softie."

by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004

thumbing in a softie

The term given to pushing a flaccid penis into the vagina.

Drunk dude: Im too pissed, its never gonna work
Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.

by Jared Ellis January 18, 2008

sofriend

A gender neutral alternative for boyfriend/girlfriend

(Kind of combining "significant other" and boyfriend/girlfriend)

"Jamie asked me to be their sofriend and now we're dating!!"

"Yeah, Skyler is my sofriend! I love them so much!"

by Mushroomj42 October 30, 2021

sofie dossi

An amazing contortionist that was on America's Got Talent and has a brother named Zak Dossi. She was also featured on The Ellen Show. She has also collaborated with many YouTube stars like Rebecca Zamolo, The Rybka Twins, and many more.

"Do you watch Sofie Dossi?" "YES, I absolutely LOVE her"

by Crazylover101 August 26, 2018

sofiene

The most amazing man you could ever meet. Truly a life changing human being. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have.sofiene is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, funniest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world.sofiene is just flawless. You may say he has flaws, but they aren't flaws if you love them, and you will love every single thing about sofiene.

sofiene, im in love with you,marry me?

by TPlr753 December 25, 2017

Sofie

Sofie’s are amazing! Always thinking of others first. She has feelings for everyone and tries to make sure they are not left out. She loves parties and hanging out with her friends. She’s the happiest when she’s with them. They usually have blue or green eyes and any brownish hair. They are beautiful inside and out and will never leave your side. She is definitely obsessed with boys but can’t seem to find one for herself. She loves dance and singing but HATES reading. She never usually cares about her grades but passes anyway. She finds the best friends and always sticks with them. When it comes to drama Sofie will always try to sort it out. If you ever meet a Sofie you should become her friend right away.

Sofie is amazing. You should be her friend!

by Emma Wall April 10, 2019