soberist

A person who chooses to not drink alcoholic beverages (i.e. stay sober)

Donnie is the designated drive because he is a soberist.

by tossayo November 2, 2008

sobriety

the state in which everything sucks.

"fuck man, this sobriety thing bites...i can remember everything, and walk...and speak clearly!"

by Adalae September 8, 2007

soberity

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

by Kris September 20, 2003

Moment of Sobriety

The moment when your mind clears of all effects of any substances in order to deal with a serious issue or problem

I was struck with a Moment of Sobriety when the cops came knocking at that party.

by O'Higgins September 14, 2008

Sobriety Lights

The lights which are turned on in a bar or nightclub at or shortly before closing time so as the staff can see to clean up and to give the patrons the signal to leave. These can be either a specific set of lights or simply the general lighting in the building.

"How was your night?"
"Not bad - we stayed at the pub until the sobriety lights came up and we had to head out."

by Das Frettchen December 12, 2012

Sobrietarily Disconnected

Fuckin Wasted

I saw Gomez playing beersbie with that ramtard Ben VonDubya....they were both so sobrietarily disconnected, I think they shit themselves.

by GomezGomezGomezGomezGomez June 3, 2010

Sombriety

when your main source of sobriety is by remaining somber instead of Sober

Korbyn and Jared have really good sombriety, unlike Danny would who is totally sober.

by Nybrok June 14, 2019