Slowtarded

1.Being slow, yet retarded at the exact same time, which was once thought to be impossible. Until but Rebecca Black proved us wrong.

2. When someone says something really stupid that makes like absolutely no sense, and makes you think the could possibly be retarded.

3. Another word for Justin Bieber.

Omg, did you hear that one girls dumb ass answer to todays math question!? That shit was just plain slowtarded.

by A Human Urban Dictionary June 7, 2011

snowtarded

Those who have no clue how to drive/function in the snow, especially near Ft. Drum NY. These people are usually of southern origin

"OMG, I'm only going 55 and the car is sliding everywhere!"

"Dude, are you really that snowtarded?"

by meganlea December 23, 2008

snowcard

the coolest person around but also a memer

snowcard is hella cool

by meme-destroyer April 25, 2014

snowturd

a half white half black person

Look at that snowturd!!!

by gay64657 July 15, 2009

Slowtard

Someone who is very slow in the head, but is not quite a retard.

Wendy has blonde hair, she must be a slowtard.

by GoBananazz February 5, 2010

snowtar

One type of "tar", referencing the rare snowmobiling version. Seldom seen, they are even harder to catch, as they are known to take off at speeds in excess of 3 mph

dayummm, snowtar can move fast on that thing!

by Snowmobile-tar January 14, 2008

Snowturd

A name to suggest for an animal with white fur when someone suggests a really cliche name like showball

"We should name our cat Snowball!"
"Nah we should name it Snowturd instead."

by sonianevermind.coz March 27, 2021