Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered

"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"

by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013

snockered

To drink until vision and sight are impaired and all feeling has left one's body resulting in the "snockered" individual engaging in life-threatening or stupid activities, i.e. sledding, climbing school rooftops, flirting with girls half your age...

After finishing a case of beer, SLU was so snockered he began hitting on a girl half his age.

by SLU August 23, 2004

snowverdose

An overdose of wintery weather. Major signs of a snowverdose include cabin fever, grouchy behavior, and fighting among family members.

All these slick roads, lack of class cancellation, and ominous reports from the weatherman are likely to give me a snowverdose.

by Mathcat February 26, 2011

snooker surprise

A fumbling guy attempts to mount a woman from behind but alas hits the brown and not the pink,

Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.

by The Course Man November 14, 2013

snowtercycle

The more appropriate way to refer to a snowmobile. It drives on snow, it has handlebars, and it has wheels (well, sorta), so there's enough grounds to put it in the bike family. Similar to calling a jet-ski a boatercycle.

I take my snowtercycle up to the slopes every other weekend to shred some powder.

by Fat & Furious February 6, 2014

Snooker with a rope

When the male sex organ resembles a piece of rope immediately before or during Love making instead of being hard like a snooker que.

Everything was going fine john, we had a few drinks than a bit of a kiss and a cuddle but when it came down to the business it was like playing snooker with a rope.

by T.McCormnick October 8, 2007

Welsh Snooker

noun, verb. A counterpart to a Chinese snooker whereby the cue's space is blocked by walls, furniture or members of the public getting in the way and generally being inconsiderate arses. Either a noun; "I'm in a Welsh snooker" or verb; "to welsh snooker".

"I don't like playing in this pub, we keep getting Welsh snookered by that fat guy sitting two inches from the table"

by fattyarbuckle July 5, 2008