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snowflakin

The attitude and lifestyle of every good squirrel. If a squirrel is snowflakin', then given squirrel must never goat around.
Bystander 1: "Why is that squirrel so damn cool?"
Bystander 2: "Because he's always straight snowflakin'!"
by Mama Squirrel January 9, 2009
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Snowflakeservative

Blend of Snowflake and Conservative. The word means "whiny conservative".
Conservative: Haha, you libtards are such snowflakes!
Me: Look, a gay man getting married!
Conservative: WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! ABOMINATION!!!!!!! STATES' WIGHTS!!!!! WELIGIOUS WIBERTY!!!!!!!! GOD'S WRATH!!!!! WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Me: Haha, you're such a Snowflakeservative.

Conservative: Merry Christmas!
Me: Happy Holidays!
Conservative: WAAAAAAHHHHHH! WAR ON CHWISTMAS!!!!!
Me: *walking away* Once again, another Snowflakeservative...
by Ophelixxia March 9, 2017
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Snowflaking

The act of using Logical Fallacies (e.g. Straw Man Arguments, False Equivalencies, etc.) to generate a perceived slight which is used by the author to manufacture personal outrage and mount a vitriolic defense against something they themselves invented. Often used on Social Media platforms and in online forums as a form of Trolling.

Also see: Snowflake, Attention-Whore
Actual Example:
Initial Comment: Imagine if all of this effort and passion resisting Equity policies was actually put toward creating a system that supported our BIPOC community.

SF Response: I don’t have to answer questions. Especially not to people who respond with racism. I’m just a racist apparently. Love tonight’s equity meeting. It showed just how racist this whole thing truly is.

Usage in a sentence: "Wow, did you catch her response? We were talking about racial equity and she just started snowflaking that everyone was calling her a racist because she was against it. Where the fuck did that come from?!
by Maudite June 9, 2021
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Snowflaking The Teapot

A sexual act where whilst the man teabags his partner he ejaculates on their torso.
Would you like to snowflake the teapot tonight love?

Ah lads, I was in the middle of snowflaking the teapot last night when her mum walked in
by 9 leighton terrace June 7, 2009
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Snowflakes

When a woman who has dry cum on her genital parts rubs it off onto somebody elses face.
"Hey Angela I brushed snowflakes all over Doms face after he fell asleep, you should try it sometime!"
by cwish March 25, 2008
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Love Snowflakes

When you, or someone else, puts your lover in a wood chopper. The shrapnel coming out the other end of the wood chopper are love snowflakes, tiny chunks of your lover.
Greg: Fred danced in some love snowflakes yesterday.
Ryan: Sick. Did he go to jail?
Greg: Yeah, they caught him.
by autumntothestar October 20, 2009
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snowflakes

When Johnny told me that he was shaving snowflakes, I thought he was going crazy!
by Mike April 7, 2004
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