Ghetto Snowcone

A black girl who is sporting a bright, unnatural colored weave or hairdo.

I seen La'Trice Walking down the street today wearing her new green weave. She looked like a ghetto snowcone!

by Jerm Penn February 25, 2011

Portuguese Snowblower

A presumably sexual act done in the back of a Land Rover.

“On Monday we dot chest, because if you want a thick chick giving you a Portuguese Snowblower in the back of her Land Rover, your pecks better be swole.”

by Blakerblock January 20, 2023

Doggie Doo Snowcone

As defined by former GWAR member The Sexecutioner, a doggie doo snowcone is the last of his sexual demands outlined the song of his namesake; the previous demands being: genital herpes, golden showers, and a spiked dog collar. This final demand, the doggie doo snowcone, is a rather obscure take on the classic yellow snowcone, however fresh dog shit is substituted in the place of urine. Now a cone full of snow, topped with steamy dog feces does not complete the act of "doing" a doggie doo snowcone. In order to finish this transaction, the cone must be fervently mashed against some part, preferably the face, of a person's body while engaged in a sexual act.

Randy got an "F" on his spelling test; that night he went without his doggie doo snowcone. He was, however, still raped by his father.

by Brent Smagler August 19, 2012

Snowberries

Snowberries are when white toilet paper balls up and clings to your pubic area (female) or rectal area. "Snowberries" are white while "dingleberries" are brown.

Man 1: Dude, I hooked up with this chick from the bar and got busy with her.
Man 2: Way to go, bro!
Man 1: Yeah dude, but she wasn't clean! When I went down on her she had snowberries on her cooch!

by BladeRnnR December 1, 2010

Soboner

Someone who acts like they're high even though they never did drugs in their life. From sober and stoner.

Did you see Mark's analysis of Power Puff Girls? He's such a soboner!

by Ganondox March 5, 2017

Filthy Snowblower

The act of blowing cocaine into someone's anus with a straw, and then snorting it back out.

"I did the filthy snowblower with a stripper the other day. They don't make water hot enough to scald the shame away."

by J-Unit138 October 21, 2012

Nigger Snowblower

When a person is too lazy to shovel their driveway so they just drive over it a bunch of times in their ghetto cruiser to flatten it out, often getting stuck at the end of it.

"Hey, did you see the neighbor try to use his nigger snowblower? He got stuck so bad it took 4 people to push him out!"

by TheManwiththePlanhellyeah December 19, 2008